The comparison

I was planning to publish a detailed comparison of Jack Daniel's and Chivas Regal. But whenever I got down to write about it, I found that I could not go on. Frankly that topic was not interesting for me, despite the fact that I drink. So here is the deal: I am NOT going to write the comparison, please get off my back!! If you really want to know more about them, I'm sure you can find plenty of information on the net. So go out there and browse for whatever devious things you want. Meanwhile I am going to cook up some new ideas and shove it to the world.